1 – Whiz Khalifa’s Weed Farm
Wiz Khalifa’s Weed Farm is the perfect weed game for stoners that want to farm weed, sell weed, and grow your business. With amazing graphics and plenty of things to do, you’ll be playing this game for hours.
Available on the App Store and Google Play Store. On Google Play, it currently has a rating of 4.7 / 5 stars. On the App Store, it’s rating is 5 / 5 stars.
2 – 420: The Card Game
A mix of truth or dare and cards against humanity, 420: The Card Game is full of weed references and inappropriateness. You’ll laugh your ass off, do embarrassing things, and answer the most random of questions.
But to enjoy the game, you must start play while high. You’ll need to grab a couple of your buddies to play with you, too. 420: The Card Game costs $35, and it’s worth every penny.
3 – Weed Shop: The Game
Ever wondered what it’s like to work at a dispensary? If so, you can run your very own pot shop from home, sort-of. Weed Shop: The Game is a game app that makes you the boss. Not only can you decorate your store, but you can also harvest and sell your own buds.
Be warned, though. In like manner of a real-life dispensary, you need to be able to keep up. There will be slow times, and there will be busy times. Either way, you need to make sure you’re stocked up at all times.
4 – THC The Game
Everyone remembers playing Candyland as kids. But now there’s an adult, weed-friendly version, called THC The Game. This particular board game, costing $12.99, features a joint as a spinner and allows you to travel to high destinations, including Mouth Smokemore and MJ Thicket.
THC The Game is also best played while stoned. It’s 420, so you should be high. Otherwise, it’s just not the same.
5 – Smokin’ Dice Game
In case you want a simple game that doesn’t require a lot of thought, there’s the Smokin’ Dice Game. Not only will this game provide hours of fun for you and your friends, but it also encourages you to toke.
Not to mention, the Smokin’ Dice Game is cheap. And for just $6.99, you can roll your way to cloud nine and share lots of laughs while you’re at it.
6 – Defend Your Marijuana Crops in CROP DEFENDER
In Crop Defender online marijuana game, you must defend your cannabis crops from multiple attackers and threats. This includes cops, thieves, fungus, deer, insects, and drought. To make this pot game even more difficult, you must use a different weapon to destroy each type of enemy. From rifles and crossbows to poison and an industrial bong, you must choose each weapon wisely in a race against time.
7 – Repel an Alien Attack in HAZE INVASION
Aliens are invading and the only thing between them and you is a field of marijuana plants. You must fire flaming arrows at the cannabis plants near the aliens until the become too high to advance on your position and are rescued by their ever-present mother ships. Haze Invasion is a 3D “forever” marijuana game that only gets more intense the longer you survive. Special weapons include strength and speed power-ups, as well as the ability to summon a flaming asteroid strike.
8 – Protect Marijuana Crops from Destruction in MIGHTY MITES
In the year 2015, radical right wing republicans in the US government develop and unleash armies of genetically engineered Super Mites designed to eradicate marijuana crops worldwide. In this weed game you must defend these cannabis crops by remotely controlling nano-ships armed with insecticide cannons. But because each mite undergoes mitosis when damaged, every mite killed results in smaller mites branching off and continuing their attack on you. Special effects include the ability to warp to other parts of the field, temporary invincibility, and the ability to acquire additional ships in the event yours is destroyed by a Mighty Mite.
9 – Get Cops High & Collect Weed in STONED MARIO
Our flagship marijuana game is Stoned Mario: 6 levels of beating bad guys with the power of bongs, pot smoke and more. This pot game takes the classic Mario to its next joint-smokingest level. In this parody weed game, you must control Stoned Mario as he makes his way to the jail to free a friend who was busted for growing pot. Along the way you cannot hurt your enemies; you can only get them high using the power of a special bong and joint in order to defeat them.
10 – Avoid Your Enemies & Eat a Ton of Weed in STONED PACMAN
This online marijuana game is way better than the classic. That is, if you like smoking pot. It’s fun to run from ghost cops, bouncers and a nagging Mrs. Pacman, but overall the game is pretty challenging. This stoner game is a parody of the original and requires you to eat a ton of pot leaves and collect special prizes as you go along, all the while trying to avoid your enemies. Magical bongs allow you to eat your enemies, but only for a short time.
11 – Solve Word Puzzles & Try Not to Die in STONED HANGMAN
Stoned Hangman tests your ability to guess a lame marijuana-related phrase while getting progressively higher if you choose the wrong letter. In this memory-based weed game, each player takes turns guessing letters to fill in a blank phrase or group of words. You’ll be given a clue, but they’re not always easy so expect that you might wind up hanging from a noose more often than not…
12 – Test Your Short-Term Memory in STONED MEMORY
Stoned Memory mirrors the classic, but this is a true weed game as it actually tests your short term memory. Make a wrong guess? Gotta smoke some more. Good luck with that. This online marijuana game is for 2 players but can be adapted to 4 when played in teams, as Team 1 and Team 2 have completely different sets of cards. Grab your bong and get ready to test your memory in this reefer-remake of the classic kid’s game.
13 – Marijuana Version of Drinking Game Classic: STONED KINGS
Stoned Kings is a weed game that plays on the traditional card version of the drinking game, but you don’t actually need the cards. You just need a lot of weed. This cannabis game is simple; each player takes turns selecting a card and following the corresponding instructions. If you can’t handle this easy game, then you’re probably too stoned already.
14 – Keep Our Too-Stoned Editor Upright in TOO STONED RUSS
In this online weed game you control our editor Russ Hudson as he covers marijuana events in Amsterdam, Denver and Barcelona. Keeping Russ upright isn’t easy! This stoner game requires you to have a very steady hand and the ability to focus your concentration sharply; even when baked.
15 – Try this Twist on the Classic in WEED PONG
Weed Pong is just like Beer Pong, but in this marijuana game, you toss the ping pong ball into bongs, and you have to smoke weed when your team falls behind. This pot game can be played with two teams of people, with one person from each team playing at a time. Players must carefully align the randomized blue circle above a bong and hit “spacebar” at just the right time in order to make their shots.
16 – CANNABIS PLAYING CARDS
Cannabis Playing Cards is an original deck of playing cards brought to you by the folks here at Smoking With Style. This is sure to be a highly sought after cannabis deck and it will feature two original smoking/party games:
- Indian Toker: A cannabis-themed version of the drinking game “Indian Poker.”
- Slap Highjack: A cannabis-themed version of the classic card game “Slapjack.”
17 – WHEEL OF WEED
As soon as you spin the Wheel of Weed, the party begins. Each playing takes a turn spinning the wheel and performing one of the following actions:
- Pass the Toke
- Spin Again
Choose a set number of rounds or play “Last Man Standing.”
18 – TAXI
In order to play Taxi, you must first choose the number of tokes (hits) to take per turn. (Two tokes is a good starting point.) Gather everyone into a circle and have the first player hit the joint. Player 1 will then pass the joint to the left without exhaling. Each player must hold their breath until the joint works itself around the entire circle and back to him/her. If any player fails to hold their breath (laughs, chokes, etc.) until the joint has made a full loop around the circle, that player is skipped on the following round.
19 – TRAFFIC LIGHTS
This game is very similar to Taxi, but is best played with only two players. The first player takes one toke and then hands the joint to the second player who also takes one toke. Each round, the number of hits is increased by one. For example, on Round 4, each player will be taking four hits before they pass the joint. Just like Taxi, each player must hold their breath until it is their turn to toke again.
20 – ODD NUMBERS TRAFFIC
This game works on the same principle as Traffic Lights, however the number of hits must increase by odd numbers only (1,3,5,7). Very shortly you will find yourself having to take twenty-one tokes. It’s a tough game!
21 – BAND GAME
Players start by sitting in a circle as in Taxi. The first person says the name of a band/singer/pop group or any musical performer. He then takes a toke and passes to his left. The second person must now think of a band beginning with the last letter of the band just mentioned. For example, if the first person said Marilyn Manson, the second must say something beginning with “N” such as Nirvana. The player holding the joint has ten seconds to answer. If he fails, he must “crock” five tokes on the joint. (This means If you don’t know what a crock is, read the explanation at the bottom of the page.) If the next person names a band beginning with the wrong letter, a name has already been said, or a name that is not correct, that player must crock 10 tokes.
22 – PLACE GAME
This is a variation of Band Game which uses any continent, country, or state you can think of. The only exclusions are “North,” “South,” “East,” and “West.” For example, London would be allowed, but South London would not.) However, South Africa and North Carolina would be appropriate answers as both “South” and “North” are required to identify the the specific continent/state.
23 – NON-SMILING GAME
Pretty self explanatory…you aren’t allowed to smile! Anyone caught smiling has to perform a pre-arranged penalty.
24 – NON-ITCHING GAME
Three guesses. ????
25 – CROCKING
To crock a toke, you have to kneel on the floor with your head down. Then, you take a specified number of tokes and stand up while breathing in. While still breathing in, put your hands behind your head and lean your head back like you are yawning. Lastly, flick your head forward and breathe out quickly. If you do it properly, you get an awesome head rush and quite stoned.
26 – Mirror the Marijuana Smoker
Mirror the Marijuana smoker in your favorite stoner movie/TV show. Participants need to toke when a character smokes or alludes to smoking, vaping, eating marijuana. This is one of those perfect weed games that you can play by yourself or in a group.
That 70’s Show will guarantee several tokes as will anything written, directed or touched by Dave Chappelle. Of course, you have the classics like “the Big Lebowski”, “Dazed and Confused”, “How High”, “Up in Smoke” and my favorite the “the Godfather” to use when planning your next smoking party.
Although, some might argue there is not a lot of smoking weed or baked people in the Godfather. There is a lot of whacking/killing and in this game you can substitute whacking for weed and enjoy yourself nonetheless. Remember the key to a good stoner game is the ability to alter the rules as you go. Why? Because games with complicated rules don’t really make the best games to play when your high.
27 – Six Degrees of Separation from Your Favorite Stoner
Similar to 6 Degrees of Separation from Kevin Bacon the object of this weed game is to challenge your stoner opponents to find the shortest path between an arbitrary actor and a prolific stoner character and/or scene. For example, Nicole Kidman is our arbitrary actor. Nicole was married to Tom Cruise, Tom made a movie called “Risky Business”. In Risky Business, Tom’s main character (Joel) is best friend’s with a stoner named Miles. As most will remember Miles was the friend/stoner who said, “sometimes Joel you just need to say what the fuck”. And, let’s not forget Joel’s scene when the Porsche slides into lake Michigan….pot smoking totally contributed to dad’s car sinking. This is one of those perfect weed smoking games for movie or music buffs.
Charades Stoner Style
Very similar to the OG charades, the weed party should divide into two teams and come up with scenes/situations you all know. This is one of those perfect marijuana games for a lot of people. For example, if you were in my family – we almost got arrested in Maul for smoking on the lanai and hotel security searched our room. Or, there was that one time in Vegas when my BFF dropped her vape pen in front of the bouncer and asked him to give it to her. She was escorted out directly after. I have to note for the record, she did get back into the club after he took the more than coveted brand new cartridge of Jack Herer.
You then take turns acting out the stoner story while the others guess. Charades is a classic game and has been around since the dawn of man. So it’s one of those perfect games to play while high. It’s like the most perfect pot game ever. Why more people aren’t rolling joints and playing charades is kinda of surprising. It’s a low maintenance pot game that doesn’t need chargers, boards, cards or dice. You don’t need to find a place to store it afterwards either.
The only materials needed are weed, stoners, and stoners who like to play games when high. As we all know everybody has stories and every weed smoker has many, many weed stories. And what better way to bring people together? Maybe we should start a new movement? Stoned Stories and Charades Save the World. It could be epic. Weedgames bringing people together with herb, laughing, talking, loving, charading—now that’s stuff stoners like.