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34 of the Best Weed Quotes of All Time


Weed quotes can be hard to remember if you’re high…that’s why we rounded up our favorite 34 weed quotes of all time so you can always get them. Now, we’re not saying these are the only weed quotes from famous people, celebrities, and politicians but these are the ones we like the most. 

Stoner quotes can be funny, they can have a lot of truth, they can stir emotions, and they can drive change. As you go through our list of stoner quotes I’m sure you’ll see some weed quotes you recognize. You’ll also recognize quite a few of the people who are quoted. People like Barack Obama, Bob Marley, and Snoop Dogg. Celebrity weed quotes, political weed quotes, funny weed quotes, and movie weed quotes can all be found in our list below. 

34 Weed Quotes That You’ll Love

  1. “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Bob Marley
  2. “The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is, and always has been, cannabis.”- Willie Nelson
  3. “Never give up the ganja.” – Morgan Freeman
  4. “Alcohol kills – Weed chills.” Unknown
  5. “I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high” – Ricky Williams Ex NFL Star
  6. “That is not a drug, it’s a leaf”- Arnold Schwarzenegger
  7. “Hands down, the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.”- Pineapple Express
  8. “The day you quit sharing weed with a friend is the day you should quit smoking pot.” -Tommy Chong
  9. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?- How High
  10. “I live a pretty straight edge life. Just dabble in a little bit of weed. Every morning and just before lunch. And right before bed. Maybe on the drive home. But still straight edge.” Anthony Jesselnick
  11. “I know you don’t smoke weed. I know this, but ima get you high today. Cause it’s Friday! You ain’t got no job, you ain’t got shit to do!” -Chris Tucker
  12. “We’re not low” -Kumar
  13. Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. -Richard Neville
  14. “When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” – Barack Obama
  15. “Herb is the healing of a nation; alcohol is the destruction.” – Bob Marley
  16. “Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.” – Kurt Vonnegut
  17. “If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.” – Kirsten Dunst
  18. “It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics… dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey—it’s an assistant—a friend.” – Louis Armstrong
  19. “So what if I’m smokin’ weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It’s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It’s a peaceful gesture, and they have to respect that and appreciate that.” – Snoop Dogg
  20. “I hope they legalize marijuana and when they do, I’ll be the first fucking person in line to buy my pack of joints.” – Megan Fox
  21. “Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.” – Kid Cudi
  22. “Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt.” – Tupac
  23. “Even if one doesn’t smoke pot one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it!” – Danny Devito
  24. “I smoke a lot of pot when I write music.” – Lady Gaga
  25. “Kush rolled, glass full. I prefer the better things!” – Rihanna
  26. “Of course I know how to roll a joint” – Martha Stewart
  27. “I don’t do drugs, though. Just weed.” – Dave Chappelle
  28. “Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you’re the fucking criminal.”- Joe Rogan
  29. “I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.” – Bill Murray
  30. “Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual growth of the hemp fields?” – Henry Ford
  31. “Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country.” – Thomas Jefferson
  32. “Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.”- George Washington
  33. ‎Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see. — Thomas Jefferson
  34. Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend. — Ben Harper

Funny Weed Quotes 

  1. “Give a stoner pot, with nothing to smoke it out of, and they suddenly become engineers” -Tommy Chong
  2. “Do you do drugs? No, but I do smoke marijuana” – Dave Chappelle
  3. “ok. i need an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel. trust me bro, i’ve made bongs with less!” Half-baked
  4. “It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.” — Bill Lee
  5. “It’s almost a shame to smoke it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like a bomb.” –Pineapple Express
  6. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?- How High

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